By R. L. Stine

Bernie Bridges has all of it discovered. April-May June—the most popular woman within the fourth grade—will ask him to the yearly girl-invite-boy college dance. they're going to dance the evening away, and April-May June will absolutely fall for him.

There's just one challenge: Reality. April-May June does not are looking to select Bernie. She would not opt for Bernie no matter if he was once the final man on earth.

Then Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?

Bernie has a plan. he will persuade Jennifer that he's below toe fungus and never useful adequate to visit the dance along with her. yet love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie—no topic what.

So Bernie has no selection. The time has come to carry a long-distance snot-blowing contest correct in entrance of Jennifer. that are supposed to be gross sufficient to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn't it?

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She said. ” I groaned. I knew what the night would be like. Jennifer hugging me and holding on to me and calling me Bernie Breath in front of all my friends. Yuck! I mean, doubleYuck! I couldn’t go with Jennifer. No way. Especially since April-May was dying to ask me! 23 And here was the other problem: If The Ecch was hugging me all night, how would I sell my sweatshirts and flashlights? I spent three months’ allowance on that stuff. I had to sell it all! That meant I had to get to the party—without Jennifer!

I’m wet! I’m wet! ” The first graders were soaked. Some of them dropped to their knees, crying and sobbing and rubbing their eyes. The kids were brilliant! I watched April-May and Sharonda shaking their heads. ” Sharonda cried to Jennifer. ” April-May said. ” ! T A L P S S P L AT ! “WAAAAAH! He hit me! He hit me! ” I leaned out the window and shouted down at the girls. “This is totally FUN! ” I tossed back my head and let out an evil laugh. Sharonda grabbed Jennifer by the elbow. ” she cried. ” SPLAAAAT!

Jennifer hugging me and holding on to me and calling me Bernie Breath in front of all my friends. Yuck! I mean, doubleYuck! I couldn’t go with Jennifer. No way. Especially since April-May was dying to ask me! 23 And here was the other problem: If The Ecch was hugging me all night, how would I sell my sweatshirts and flashlights? I spent three months’ allowance on that stuff. I had to sell it all! That meant I had to get to the party—without Jennifer! But—how? 24 Chapter 6 The Coolest Dude Wes Updood lives across the Great Lawn from us in Nyce House—the dorm we Rotten House dudes all hate.

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